Impossible weekend

This weekend, the impossible occurred:

  • I bought new clothes. I bought new clothes. Stop the presses, I own two more pairs of jeans, one more pair of work pants, two more tops, and one more suit jacket than I owned yesterday. I even bought underwear!
  • I played poker. I not only played poker, but I won out of the six of us who played. A lot of it had to do with the cards I was dealt each hand, but still. I’ve only played poker one other time before this weekend, so I was pretty excited. I’ve also determined that I will never be a true awesome poker player solely because my face is so easily readable and I’ll never be able to bluff.

Is it sad that buying clothes is a momentous occasion for me?